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Disfigurement Minor 
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DISABILITY |
Disfigurement Scar |
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NOTES |
One of the
baddies has a large scar down left side of face. |
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This is the
kind of film which grabs you by the throat and cuts |
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off the
circulation. If it also manages to strangle your critical |
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faculties
you live a sort of half-death through the film. The |
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director
anticipates you might be in some form of torpor so he throws at
you extreme images which would bowl over a normal
person. Now if you accept that the hero is capable of dragging a
coffin behind him over rough ground then I suggest you go out
and try it. Even if the coffin had wheels it's not on. |
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I suggest
knocking on the lid and asking for help. But |
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surprise,
surprise inside is a gatling gun which clearly uses |
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smart-guided
bullets. Everyone a killer. Another obstacle is |
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dubbing.
Perhaps fortunately the hero is a photo-copy of |
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Eastwood's
the man with no name, no voice box to speak of. |
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The film
becomes more and more amusing as in the middle |
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of the
town's main street is a huge, huge, log which affords |
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the hero
cover as he mows down most of the enemy as they |
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conveniently
come from one direction. But then a gang of |
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Mexicans
capture him without a shot being fired. And we are |
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so relieved
when the Mexican chief turns out to be an old |
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friend. This
was a popular film for those hooked on spaghetti |
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westerns but
it's as welcome in a cinema as a bag of |
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Notes
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